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"...The
No Bull Collection is the only true bodybuilding mag that tells it as
it is. No articles to please the majority, no politics, no
propaganda. Just plain and simple as it is... to give the
bodybuilder the true picture...." |
Then let me introduce myself... I'm Mick Hart, founder, owner, publisher and editor of the "No Bull Collection"... the most controversial, politically incorrect, outspoken and FACTUAL bodybuilding and steroid magazine ever written.
A mag that has become the world's fastest growing hardcore
cult training publication because of it's fierce reputation for
delivering the facts on training, nutrition and drugs - with absolutely no bull,
no lies... and NO marketing hype tainting the content.
Want to learn more? Read on...
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Dear Mick |
Here's EXACTLY What You Get in the...
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The "No Bull" covers all aspects of bodybuilding, training and steroid use that the others dare not touch. Here's more precise details on what's waiting for you in each and every issue...
Competition Proven Steroid Cycles And Stacks
Includes cycles for steroid beginners as well as advanced bodybuilders.
These are cycles that I have either used myself or designed for other
people whom I have prepared. These are not theoretical stacks, they are
competition proven! Real cycles and stacks you can use NOW. You see
there's just too much theory around, and on the 'net it seems that
everyone is an "expert", when quite frankly they know jack shit. Here
you'll only find what ACTUALLY works.
Safe Methods of Steroid Use
Safety is ALL important and is always covered. The press and media talk
pure bullshit (as usual) and exaggerate the risks of steroid use out of
all proportions. BUT there are very real risks of improper
steroid use and steroid abuse, and you have to know what you are
doing. We make safety issues a priority so that you can minimize the
risks, and just enjoy the benefits of good, proper, safe steroid use -- a
strong, seriously muscled body, in the shortest time possible, without
the risks or side effects.
100% USEFUL Information You Can Use in the Gym Right Away
Training methods explained in a way that we can ALL understand,
dietary tips, side effects, steroid clearance times, nutrition, and more
-- in fact the whole damned lot. You will get info that makes you grow,
NOT nonsense information designed to sell you supplements or complicate
simple issues, so that the jack ass "gurus" out there make themselves
look as smart as they can.
Hard Hitting and Controversial Articles
Articles like "How the pro's beat drug tests", "Nubaine, all pain and no
gain", "Anadrol from Hell" to mention a few. Neither myself nor any of
the No Bull writers and contributors have any other goal than to give
you the facts. We do not try to be diplomatic or make friends. You get
ALL the info, irrespective of how controversial it is or who it may
offend.
Real "Inner Circle" Steroid and Training Advice
Forget the "fluff" you get in most mags, as I said - most have a hidden
agenda to sell supplements, and not to inform you of the real truths. I
do not hide the fact that to get real results you need to use steroids.
And here you get to learn exactly how... no holds barred, no bullshit, just the facts.
Uncensored Questions and Answers
"Hart to Hart" - Readers questions are answered like never before. Ask
whatever you want, and I'll give real answers... as long as you don't
mind it "totally in your face". I promise NOT to be gentle.
Exclusive Stories, Interviews and Breaking News.
The extensive network of contacts of the "No Bull Writing Team" (you
can read about the Team below) means you get stories, interviews and
scandals that no one else can "dig up" and if they could they probably
wouldn't print them. They simply don't have the balls. It would cost
them too much in lost advertising revenue that they scoop in from our
friends the blood sucking (lying bastard) supplement companies!!
Humor
Sexist, crude, foul mouthed, offensive, sarcastic and
sadistic humor and cartoons. We laugh at other peoples' misfortune
and tread on as many toes as possible along the way!!!
Top Class Steroid & Bodybuilding Writers
The team of contributors to the No Bull has more than 300 years of
experience in the game between them. Old Bastards aren't we? Yup, too
"long in the tooth" to give a shit about what anyone other then the
readers think. You'll get just the facts, with no fluff and lots of
humour!!
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Dear No Bull, |
A
Thorn-in-the-Side of Most of the
World's Bodybuilding Mags!
For many years now the "No
Bull" has printed the stuff the "guy in the gym" wants
to read, real steroid and bodybuilding info that the other mags won't print. The
No Bull has constantly been a thorn-in-the-side of most of the
world's bodybuilding mags, for simply telling it like it is!
Until recently not many people have known about us, but to be honest I really
don't care. The No Bull does not address the mass "fitness market". This
mag is hardcore. The stuff that people like YOU and me really
want to read, not the crap that's fed to the masses in most of the other
so-called "muscle" publications.
This is a magazine with real attitude...
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A No Bullshit Attitude It's written as we speak, "fucks" and
everything, because that's how the guy in the gym speaks. Like my good friend Bob Kennedy, founder of Muscle Mag International, said, the
No Bull is - "outlandish, coarse, honest and downright vulgar.
Congratulations." It's also honest, open, accurate and jam packed
with info you can use... So, you still with me? Hehehe... I thought so :-)
'Telling It
Like It Is' has Become The No Bull takes bodybuilding back to
its roots. 'Telling it like it is' has become the No Bull Collection's motto.
It is a totally
independent magazine, that answers to no one. I enjoy the fact that some of the things we print (well most actually) really do piss some people off.
In this game when you tell the real truths, it's inevitable that some people are
not going to like it - but who gives a fuck? Not me! The ONLY thing that matters to me is
that YOU get the FACTS...
Why The Other Mags Are Full Of Shit Getting real training,
nutrition and drug information is much harder than you think. Let me explain
why... I'm certain that at some point
you will have read some or other of the glossy "muscle mags".
You know the ones, those who have pictures of people with bodies sculptured out of
years of steroid use advertising some "wonder muscle gainer
bollocks supplement".
Maybe you even subscribe to a mag like that.
For Too Long Now Magazines have
Trapped Their content is controlled by several factors (which I will now explain to you) that totally restrict both their ability to tell you the real facts about bodybuilding and their desire to seperate you from your hard earned cash. Don't believe me?... ...Well did you know that in the USA the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) monitors ALL bodybuilding publications, and the publishers can be open to prosecution if it is deemed that they have been encouraging the use of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs. So, ask yourself, how on earth can you learn the real facts reading magazines that are controlled in such a manner and don't openly acknowledge something everyone knows - bodybuilders take steroids. I mean how the fuck can a mag even pretend to speak about muscle development, without talking about steroids? It's like a chinese cooking book not talking about rice. Everybody in those mags with a decent amount of muscle uses gear. Yes even those twats who advertise the "wonder bollocks muscle gainer" supplements. Yes even those who do this stupid fucking 12 week muscle gain competition nonsense. Yes, every single bodybuilder pro. Yes, every single amateur bodybuilder. Yes, even those lying BASTARDS who say they are natural. (Here's a special No Bull message to these so called "naturals". Read my lips... FUCK OFF will you.) Oh, did I forget to mention that almost every single pro athlete in any sport that requires strength or endurance uses steroids as well, and nowadays many amateur athletes in any single sport that that requires strength or endurance also uses - starting at high school level. Not good, but true. So can you see what I'm getting at
here... How much longer are you going to put up with reading shite,
disguised as hardcore muscle information, when they don't OPENLY talk
about steroids?
Aside from that, "Cash is King", and when a magazine's main source of income is advertising revenue generated from the supplement companies, (or even more frequently these days the mag's owner's very own supplement company), they don't want articles that say "Fuck the supplements, I REALLY did it with steroids!" now do they?
Still Not Convinced? Well read this if your still not quite convinced. All the established big bodybuilding magazines have built their markets on the back of the sport of bodybuilding and are now owned by companies who turn over millions of dollars per year in supplement sales. "Muscle Media" owner Bill Philips (who wrote the Anabolic Reference Guide) now owns the EAS supplement company, and not surprisingly now promotes natural bodybuilding using his own supplements, and seems to have forgotten about steroids.... interesting eh? Think I'll make any new friends with that last paragraph? Guess not. |
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See what I mean? These magazines have their content controlled to sell their supplements to YOU, and they do it incredibly well. The result is that the quest to find real straight talking, hardcore bodybuilding and steroid info has become very difficult... unless you know where to look. And my friend I have good news for you, you are NOW looking in the right place - yes at this very minute !!!
So Who The Hell Am I...
And Why Am I Want to hear a little about me? I mean you have just read how I crap all over the rest of the muscle publications, so who the hell am I to say these things? OK, here goes. I have been in this game for over 25 years, both as a competitive bodybuilder, a trainer of champions and more recently a steroid writer. Basically I have "been there, done it and got the T-shirt to prove it". I personally know, (and am lucky to consider as friends), many of the legends of this sport. There is very little that happens in this game that I don't know about... and that I won't tell YOU about in "my baby" the "No Bull Collection".
Here's a few highlights of my achievements and experience which demonstrate exactly why I can say what I say - and print what I print, and tell the truth like I do. With so much totally worthless bodybuilding and steroid info available on the 'net and so many so called "experts" around it's important you learn a little about me so that you can see for yourself that I know my shit :-)
Frankly I could go on and on. I mean I could tell you that some of the athletes I have trained (not bodybuilders) are Olympic athletes, champion boxers, pro football (soccer) and rugby players, and some of these people are BIG household names. I could tell you that most of the UK media consults me almost everytime they need some steroid knowledge or there is some steroids scandal in the news. I could also say that I have appeared in all forms of media in the UK, including TV, radio, mags and newspapers many times. This isn't an occasional thing. The last time I was contacted was very recently to advise on steroids and bodybuilding for a potential new UK television series. I could tell you that information from my steroid books has been used by the British medical advisory council (I had to remove the fucks). I could tell you that I trained my own son Chris and produced some very radical changes in his body in just 11 months of VERY hard work... here's the pic's to prove it:-
Get the picture here. I know my stuff. I could really bore you with much more of this. But here and now is not the time or place for me to get too detailed. After all this mag is about what you get out of it. It's not about how cool I am :-) It's about what me and the No Bull Team can give to you. It's about the knowledge, the no bullshit articles, cycles, steroid news, scandal, fun and sick perverted humour that you'll read and learn about in the mag. We'll go through that later... But for now, at least you have a reasonable idea of who I am and why I am qualified to get on my soapbox and tell you what I'm telling you. OK - now let's take a look at EXCATLY why the No Bull is different and EXACTLY what you'll get in it...?
So Why Is The No Bull Different? Here's just 10 reasons why the No Bull is different than anything else out there, and why you, if you are looking for hardcore, hard talking, REAL training and steroid info will learn more from the No Bull than you possibly could from any of the other mags :-
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Meet the No Bull Team The team of writers and contributors to the No Bull is incredibly well qualified to bring you non-stop, no-bullshit information about training, nutrition and drugs. The team is made up of current competing and ex-competitive bodybuilders, champion powerlifters, lawyers, bio-chemists, nutrition experts, martial arts champions, a former Mr. USA, a qualified osteopath, and a pharmacist; as well as a few very crazy people, with totally sick and twisted minds (yours truly included), who are responsible for the cartoons and humor.The one thing the whole team has in common - every single one of us pumps iron, most have competed as bodybuilders, and they all have this game running through their veins. Their goal with the No Bull is simple - "to provide YOU with exactly the info you need to grow and to entertain you along the way."
The No Bull Team of Meet the team that's going to bring the No Bull to you. I'm sure you'll agree when you read the following list that there is an immense amount of knowledge available to you in the mag via these guys. I am very proud and very fortunate to have these guys on board...
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Mick, If the
No Bull is That Good But, because you won't find it on the shelves, (we have been banned from the shelves of W.H.Smith - the U.K.'s largest mag seller, who have outlets in every U.K. town) many people will obviously not have heard about the No Bull... but that will all change now. Thanks to the Internet, the No Bull is
now available as a 100% online magazine - the very first hardcore
bodybuilding and steroid mag available fully online !!!
OK Mick, How do I Subscribe to the No Bull? As I said, the No Bull Collection is now available 100% online. All you have to do to get your copy is click on the link below and complete the simple subscription process. This will give you instant access to the member's section of the site where you can view your No Bulls.As this is the Internet and we are just launching the digital/online version of the No Bull Collection, I'm going to make you an offer that's absolutely unique, and only available to the first 5000 online subscribers.
Here's what you'll get if you subscribe to the No Bull RIGHT NOW
That's a total of 20 No Bull's in your 1 years subscription, worth a total of $80 PLUS I'll also throw in the following BONUSES if you take out your subscription NOW, note that these "bonuses" will disappear without prior notice once we have our "founder subscribers".
100% FREE
Bonuses for the first 5000
This is an incredible offer, you will never again have to pay a single penny to receive another No Bull. I strongly urge you to subscribe now whilst you are still one of the first 5000 subscribers... I promise you that this offer WILL NOT LAST, even if you only read the No Bull for another few years and then lose all interest in bodybuilding this bonus will be worth at least $150 to you - Value of bonus $150+
EXTRA Bonus -
Free Electronic Book "Tears on a Keyboard" The total value of the whole package is $245 but if you take out your subscription right now you will still be amongst the first 5000 subscribers and therefore I'm going to give you the whole lot for only $47 Remember this offer price is ONLY available to the first 5000 online subscribers. Let me make that clear, you will get a full $245 package all as detailed above for only $47, that's less than $1 a week for the next 12 months to receive a lifetime subscription the top Bodybuilding and Steroid Mag on the market plus ALL of the bonuses above. Note that your $47 is NOT a monthly payment, it's a one-time payment of $47 for the whole lifetime subscription. You will NOT be re-charged ever again. This offer is ONLY available whilst you can read it online. Both the price and the offer will disappear once we have the first 5000 online subscribers. As of today this offer is STILL available.
And Guess What,
it Get's Better... You have to admit that is one hell of an offer, but it gets even
better. The No Bull subscribers are much more than just "happy
subscribers", in fact, almost without exception they are totally
100% delighted subscribers! (As you can see for yourself by reading the subscribers
comments) ...And you get to keep the "Tears on a Keyboard" plus the "No Bull Back Issues" absolutely FREE... You have absolutely NO RISK. The ONLY person who can lose is me!!!
The
Guarantee Means You
Don't The "NO RISK 180 day guarantee" effectively means that you don't even have to decide now. Follow the link below and take out your subscription, then check out the No Bull back issues, and the current issue, read them cover to cover. Download and read your free ebook "Tears on a Keyboard", a story that every single bodybuilder MUST read... ...And take your time, there's no need to rush, you can check out the whole package with no urgency and no worries -- as you have a full 180 days to decide if you like what you see. If you do like what you see, which I'm certain you will, then and only then, after the 180 days, will you really have taken the decision to pay for your subscription. If however, you're not happy, then you simply use the guarantee. Just send me an email, tell me you want your cash back and I'll return every single cent. You absolutely cannot lose. This is a 100% risk free subscription. As I said the only person who can possibly lose out here is me. You see, if you were to subscribe to a regular magazine, you would have the chance to read it off the shelf first. You could then decide if you wanted to buy it... But with the Internet I can't do that. I understand that, and I also understand that you may never have heard of me or the No Bull before. That's why I am giving you the chance to evaluate the whole thing for a full 180 days with your NO RISK guarantee. In fact this is much more than a simple guarantee. It's my personal promise to you. You are either 100% happy or you get ALL your cash back. No fucking about. I really can't be any fairer than that, $245 of steroid value for ONLY $47 and totally risk free. It's a very fair deal, don't you agree?
Subscribe NOW and Get "In the Know" To get a lifetime supply of No Bull bodybuilding and
steroid information together with ALL of the bonuses mentioned above for
only $47 dollars simply click
here for immediate online access Sincerely,
Founder of The No Bull Collection and Mick Hart Training Systems Ltd. P.S. If you have read this far you are probably thinking "Hmmm should I risk my $47 dollars, how do I know this is for real?" I understand that. You see over the Internet I can only do so much to show you what I'm saying is true. That's exactly why I have offered the 100% NO RISK 180 day money back guarantee. So that you don't have to worry or take any risks. If you ever want your money back, all you have to do is ask. Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull P.P.S. The biggest concern you may have at this point is probably "Am I going to be happy with my subscription?" If this is what you are thinking then click here to see what the subscribers think. These comments are just a selection of the hundreds that we have on file in our offices. Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull P.P.P.S. Still not convinced? Let me ask you a question... What are your alternatives? You now know what the other mags offer. So where else are you going to get real " No Bull" training, nutrition and drug info that will help you grow AND make you laugh? Click here to get immediate online access to the No Bull
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Decided Yet? Then Take a Look at Firstly, a Word About These Subscriber's Comments... Now let's talk straight here. Most people, myself included, whenever we read "testimonials" on a web site think... "Oh come on man, give me a break, you probably wrote them yourself!" And even then we know that they are only going to say good things, so basically what's the fucking point in reading them?
So... Are These Comments for Real? Yes they are. Remember that whilst we are new to the Internet, this magazine has been running for five years, and we can't do that unless some people are buying it right? Besides that most of these comments have email addresses so that you can check them out for yourself - email the person and ask him if the NO Bull is for real if you want to. The only ones that have no email address are those that were sent in by "snail mail" - (you remember that trend from the last century). "Ah", I hear you say. "But that could just be Mick with 100's of different email addresses replying to them all and pretending to be lots of different people." To that I would reply... "GET SOME TREATMENT FAST YOU PARANOID BASTARD. Do you think I have nothing better to do than that!!"
OK, so here's a huge bunch of subscribers comments. In my office here I literally have hundreds more and these are just a selection. Some of them I have used above, so excuse me for the occasional repetition here. The Subscribers Comments...
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